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::GEMINI::
Back off. Control your competitive nature near the 19th, or it could cause a feud with a close friend. Dive in headfirst when a dude you've been lusting after becomes available after the 25th. Ambush him in a public place when the Gemini Moon fires up your kinky side on the 20th.

...wow my gemini moon is about to fire up...that sounds pretty crazy. o but wait, the 20th past! was i kinky on the 20th? now im concerned...counting back...so that would be tuesday haha! 4/20.. See i have an excuse for my behavior! i cant be blamed for what my fired up moons do to me.!
So the 2 people who spoke with me at about 1 am tuesday morning...we will leave that in the past and not discuss it further lol.
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Yesterday i wrote i was feeling lethargic...i dont actually know what it is to be lethargic, so i looked it up...
le·thar·gic (l-thärjk)adj. Of, causing, or characterized by lethargy.

**Thanks to dictionary.com for that helpful definition...its all clear to me now.
lethargy adj : deficient in alertness or activity;
"bullfrogs became lethargic with the first cold nights" okay so I was definatly NOT feeling lethargic.
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Noich, noich, noich, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doing coke, drinkin' beers. Pack of wraps, my brother man. It's time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed! Clerks

Lipgloss = Defensive Driving

Don’t you hate it when you’re riding in a car and you make eye contact with someone else in the car next to you… you just look away as fast as possible and hope they didn’t notice…you like your stalking them or something?

Maybe its just me.

The worst is when your driving and you are at a stop light, then you make eye contact with the driver next to you…except its scary because the driver next to you looks like he might just whip out a gun and shoot you in the face. (either that or its a mexican who starts making that creepy mexican face)

Again, maybe just me.

But I was adversely effected by that road-rage video’s they showed in drivers ED.
If a huge prison escapee whips out a baseball bat and starts smashing though your front windshield at a stoplight do you…

A. Tell him he’d better stop because your boyfriend knows the pressure points
B. Smile and ask him nicely to stop
C. Start crying, take the fetal position, suck your thumb and repeatedly say o fuck o fuck o fuck while rocking back and forth.

Yes folks the answer is C. So at a stoplight…I have learned it’s a great opportunity for lip-gloss application, or maybe even a little change of music