Ode to Alyssa

Okay soo this is really corny, but I burned a CD for alyssa for her Birthday which is today!


Pioneer Girls: Not exactly pivotal…
1. Barbie Girl –Aqua (because I couldn’t find American Girl Doll Club Girls)
…Except for the fact you met me!
I’m Addicted to You – Simple Plan

We became friends, and learned a lot…
Girls just want to have fun- Cyndi Lauper
…like that boys don’t actually have cooties
5. Hot Boyz (re-mix) –Missy Elliot
…that a granny-panty line is never attractive
6. The Thong Song

We did Drama, and all the things that came with it
7. Graduation – Vitamin C
Billy, Dane, Ian, Ernie etc..
8. Pretty Fly for a White Boy- Offspring

Had some Great Sleepovers…(i.e. flashing oncoming cars...possesed clowns..)
9. The Wild Wild West

THEN! Came the era of Dan
10. no scrubs - TLC
…And the summer
11. Hot in Here - Nelly

Then you had a slip in judgement…
11. Get mine, get yours- Christina Aguleria

Dan and Alyssa…RIP
12. The Hardest Part of Breaking up is getting back your stuff
We learned what a camel toe was…
13. Camel Toe –Fanny Pack
..and had a very fun time in Vermont
14. Milkshake song- Kelis

And Guess who is back!!
15. Jigga my Ni**a – Jay-Z
We had a small run-in with your parents…
16. Wasn’t me- Shaggy

Then came… summer at the beach house
17. Jump- Off –lil Kim
Later that summer…all kinds of things happened…*ahem
18. Roll out – Ludacris

Then Dan has an error in judgement…and you broke up
19. Bye Bye Bye- N-Sync’

..to keep up with your spending habits you got a job…
20. Bills, Bills, Bills- Destiny’s Child
And met albert while working at best buy …who bought you baby gucci
21. Hit Em Upstyle- Blu Cantrell
And so ends the timeline of Alyssa…

Happy Birthday
22. In DA Club – 50 cent