School of Rock

I have some friends who are fighting for their right to party as a chosen career path...

I realize you are not going to listen to all of them, because that would just be ridiculous, so I put a quote from the movie Bill and Teds Excellent Adveture, which i am watching right now, to describe each band...to help you in your screaning process...

rock on...

Dane Evans
www.purevolume.com/daneevans
(His best song is untitled)

All we are... is dust in the wind dude. Dust, Wind, DUDE!
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Embury Arms aka Eden Manifest
www.theedenmanifest.tk
1) While I believe our band will be most triumphant, the truth is *band name* will never be a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
2) Yes, but I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
1) But it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
2) Yes, but how can we have decent instruments before we really know how to play?
1) That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!
2) And that is why we need a triumphant video.
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All Rights Reserved
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#1:Now your dad's going for it! In your own room, he he!
#2:Shut up, Ted.
#1:Your stepmom IS cute!
#2: Shut up, Ted!
#1:Remember when I asked her to the prom?
#2: SHUT UP, TED!!
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The Sideways
www.purevolume.com/thesideways

Look, we know how you feel. We didn't believe it either when we were you, and we us said what we us are saying right now.
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Two Tales
www.twotales.com
Let's reach out and touch someone.

Sweet Turkey Lovin'

Jessica's LiveJournal is back and better!
Not like anyone ever read it in the first place, but at least i can add to my own personal happiness.

Who goes to the beach for thanksgiving? no one. Not only did i go to the beach, but i didnt even eat turkey.
thats right.
no turkey for me.
So my family was sitting at the table waiting for thanksgiving dinner to start...
*various conversations*
*from the other room- Grandma: "Is everyone ready to eat?"
"yes...."
*conversations continue* (my grandma walks slow)
*grandma walks in...
::SILENCE::
Uncle Scott: What....
Grandma: *with enthusiasm*Well I decided we should do something fun so i made ham and put some pineapples on it
Billy: but..but..*stammers in utter confusion*
Me: You put fruit on meat and then cooked it?
::SILENCE::
Me: why would you do that?
Great Grandma: aw crap.

So the bad news is that I had no turkey on thanksgiving.
The good news is the live journal has returned!
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We're in one of the richest countries in the world,but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys.
Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants.
I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

My Rockstar Personality

::My Rockstar Personality::
Sex Symbol
You’ve joined the enviable ranks of Mick Jagger (Stones), Julian Casablancas (Strokes), Jimi Hendrix, Karen O (YYYs), James Brown, Patti Smith, Jimmy Page (Zeppelin), Jim Morrison (Doors), Tina Turner, Debbie Harry (Blondie), David Bowie and Janis Joplin. Forget about privacy and don’t expect to get too much sleep. You’re on your way to the top (although you’ll probably still find yourself on the bottom occasionally)!
::Whose Your Type::
THOSE REBELS CAN BE SO HOT!
You like to jam to a different beat...and so should "the one!" It may be hard to snag one but once you do be sure to hold onto that REBELLIOUS SKATER PUNK!

Your Personality Type is:
(Intuitive, Feeling)
As an NF, you have the following personality characterisics:
• You are enthusiastic
• You trust your intuition
• You yearn for romance and prize meaningful relationships
• You seek your true self and dream of attaining wisdom
• You pride yourself on being loving, kindhearted, and authentic
• You tend to be giving, trusting, and spiritual
• You are focused on personal journeys and human potentials
• You are an intense mate, nurturing parent and an inspirational leader

Your Core Type in the Population
People with your personality are rare, making up no more than 8 to 10 percent of the population. But their ability to inspire people with their enthusiasm and their idealism has given them influence far beyond their numbers. ...so true