Sunday, August 28, 2005

Say Hello to My Little Friend...Smurfette


Gabe and myself decided to go on a fast food run, after a bit of confusion at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru, I was content with my Cheesy Crunchy Gordita goodness- and we proceded over to the Burger King.

Drive Thru Lady: Can I help you?
Me: *mouthfull of mexican ruffage* What do you want Gabe? *Gabe blocks spewage of shredded lettuce*
Gabe: Uh *mumble*
Me: What are you saying? You just tell her
Gabe: *screams* I WANT THE CHICKEN FRIES MEAL
Me: *deaf*
Total: $4.59
Gabe handed the cashier $5.00
Weren't we surprised when she handed us the reciept and literally a stack of singles?

Gabe: Why am I getting bills back?
Me: Maybe your the customer of the day...
Our surprise quickly turned into bewilderment, we drove up to the exit and looked over the receipt.
Realizing that we'd actually made $5.00, our options were just drive away, or give it back.
Giving it back seemed to be the nice thing to do...
However, we got a bit sidetracked.

Gabe: Ha!
I looked, and there it was on the receipt-
Cashier: Smurfette

I kid you not.

Gabe: Its Smurfette! Like the little blue men!
Me: Maybe shes like Princess Fiona in Shrek, except instead of turning into an ogre at night, she turns into a smurf!

7 Comments:

Blogger Hiker Hobo said...

OK, you've got my attention; which Taco Hell was it, and which shift?

9:11 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

This isn't spam but you might be interested in my new BK product line.

If you dont laugh at least a little, then I'll cry big Weepy Smurf tears!

Dear Ad Execs at Burger King

9:50 PM  
Blogger Van! said...

wow..your fucking hot...to bad your a ninny!

6:27 PM  
Anonymous monique said...

ha
i wonder if that was her real name?monique

12:46 PM  
Anonymous monique said...

opps the coputer messed up my comment was supposed to say:
ha
i wonder if thats her real name?

monique!

12:47 PM  
Blogger YaYaCaucus said...

i have smurfs on my bed sheets.

i used to think they were real.

i know. shuddup

1:28 PM  
Anonymous OldGuy said...

Smurfette ?

That would explain the mistake then. Oh well, better in your pocket than theirs.

6:30 PM  

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