Say Hello to My Little Friend...Smurfette

Gabe and myself decided to go on a fast food run, after a bit of confusion at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru, I was content with my Cheesy Crunchy Gordita goodness- and we proceded over to the Burger King.
Drive Thru Lady: Can I help you?
Me: *mouthfull of mexican ruffage* What do you want Gabe? *Gabe blocks spewage of shredded lettuce*
Gabe: Uh *mumble*
Me: What are you saying? You just tell her
Gabe: *screams* I WANT THE CHICKEN FRIES MEAL
Me: *deaf*
Total: $4.59
Gabe handed the cashier $5.00
Weren't we surprised when she handed us the reciept and literally a stack of singles?
Gabe: Why am I getting bills back?
Me: Maybe your the customer of the day...
Our surprise quickly turned into bewilderment, we drove up to the exit and looked over the receipt.
Realizing that we'd actually made $5.00, our options were just drive away, or give it back.
Giving it back seemed to be the nice thing to do...
However, we got a bit sidetracked.
Gabe: Ha!
I looked, and there it was on the receipt-
Cashier: Smurfette
I kid you not.
Gabe: Its Smurfette! Like the little blue men!
Me: Maybe shes like Princess Fiona in Shrek, except instead of turning into an ogre at night, she turns into a smurf!


7 Comments:
OK, you've got my attention; which Taco Hell was it, and which shift?
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If you dont laugh at least a little, then I'll cry big Weepy Smurf tears!
Dear Ad Execs at Burger King
wow..your fucking hot...to bad your a ninny!
ha
i wonder if that was her real name?monique
opps the coputer messed up my comment was supposed to say:
ha
i wonder if thats her real name?
monique!
i have smurfs on my bed sheets.
i used to think they were real.
i know. shuddup
Smurfette ?
That would explain the mistake then. Oh well, better in your pocket than theirs.
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