Dineriffic
Congratulate me, I've started my 12th job.
I'm thinking of printing myself a certificate of some sort,
The "I've Had A Job For Every Month" ...Award.
I'm hoping this new job at the diner will stick. When Hollywood makes my life into a movie they'll play the "Working Girl" theme song you'll see me walk into the diner, put on my apron. Then shots of mexicans, toothless 50 year old waitresses and coleslaw. Me taking orders and messing them up, getting $2 tips and standing in front of the computer pressing every button til I get to the right one. Then after a few more shots of me arguing with mexicans, towards the end of the song you see me getting $6 tips, balancing 16 plates on my arms and then finally we switch to Mary Tyler Moore and I'll be throwing my hat in the air...
Your gonna make it afterall!
There are some characters employed at this place let me tell you...
One girl, Teresa shes one of the few people whose around the same age as I am. However, she's taken to calling me 'peanut.'
I can't say I get the whole peanut thing. I dont look like I peanut, I don't eat lots of peanuts, so why am I being referred to as a peanut?
Teresa: I've been waitressin' for 6 years now.
Me: mmhmm.
Teresa: You got a cigarette?
Me: no.
Teresa: Are you one of those straight edge pricks who hasn't ever tried a drug in their life?
Me: *thinking of a way to answer that
Teresa: Ever tried coke? Best drug ever, I used to be fat, I lost 67 lbs on it. Had to go to rehab for two years though. Worth it.
Alright. This girl works 50 hours a week because she supports herself. She wants to quit college because its a waste of her time. She thinks its respectable to have a baby at 17 as long as your raise it. She wants to be successful and rich one day. Not sure how shes planning on doing that though. Maybe shes working on the formula for the money tree shes going to grow in her backyard, or maybe she'll find a wealthy man who will want to marry a waitress who has been to rehab and still does drugs, smokes, and never went to college.
But yes, I suppose I am a prick.
What are you going to do?
I'm thinking of printing myself a certificate of some sort,
The "I've Had A Job For Every Month" ...Award.
I'm hoping this new job at the diner will stick. When Hollywood makes my life into a movie they'll play the "Working Girl" theme song you'll see me walk into the diner, put on my apron. Then shots of mexicans, toothless 50 year old waitresses and coleslaw. Me taking orders and messing them up, getting $2 tips and standing in front of the computer pressing every button til I get to the right one. Then after a few more shots of me arguing with mexicans, towards the end of the song you see me getting $6 tips, balancing 16 plates on my arms and then finally we switch to Mary Tyler Moore and I'll be throwing my hat in the air...
Your gonna make it afterall!
There are some characters employed at this place let me tell you...
One girl, Teresa shes one of the few people whose around the same age as I am. However, she's taken to calling me 'peanut.'
I can't say I get the whole peanut thing. I dont look like I peanut, I don't eat lots of peanuts, so why am I being referred to as a peanut?
Teresa: I've been waitressin' for 6 years now.
Me: mmhmm.
Teresa: You got a cigarette?
Me: no.
Teresa: Are you one of those straight edge pricks who hasn't ever tried a drug in their life?
Me: *thinking of a way to answer that
Teresa: Ever tried coke? Best drug ever, I used to be fat, I lost 67 lbs on it. Had to go to rehab for two years though. Worth it.
Alright. This girl works 50 hours a week because she supports herself. She wants to quit college because its a waste of her time. She thinks its respectable to have a baby at 17 as long as your raise it. She wants to be successful and rich one day. Not sure how shes planning on doing that though. Maybe shes working on the formula for the money tree shes going to grow in her backyard, or maybe she'll find a wealthy man who will want to marry a waitress who has been to rehab and still does drugs, smokes, and never went to college.
But yes, I suppose I am a prick.
What are you going to do?
6 Comments:
lol is that the girl that was our waitress? the blonde?
yes!
maby i should go on crack?!?!?!?!?!?!? lol!!!!!!
just kidding lol!!!
whoa crazy exclamation points...
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