Please allow me to state the obvious...Rain Sucks.
Days til' someone needs to start building an ark: 31
I'm sick of walking out of my house and being attacked by millions of small pellets of condensed precipitation decesending from the sky.
I'm also tired of driving in it. On pleasant valley rd. there are alot of hills and valley, obviously. The up's are just peachey, but on one particular down there were geese gayly swimming about what had become a ghetto pond.
Geese.
Anyone who knows me is fully aware that I despise nature. (for the most part.) With the exception of the beac, but even then I don't really like sand- or salt- or the animals that reside in the water. In fact, my uncle bought me a hunting T-Shirt because I've been donned "deer slayer." Not because I enjoy hunting (I would never go hunting because I'd have to trapse through the woods) but because I've hit many a deer in my day with my hearty vehicle. By accident
Bitter? Maybe.
What do you do when you see a flock of geese gayly swimming about in what had become a ghetto pond while your on the cell phone complaining about the fact that its been raining for 9 days?
psh... complain more
I'm sick of walking out of my house and being attacked by millions of small pellets of condensed precipitation decesending from the sky.
I'm also tired of driving in it. On pleasant valley rd. there are alot of hills and valley, obviously. The up's are just peachey, but on one particular down there were geese gayly swimming about what had become a ghetto pond.
Geese.
Anyone who knows me is fully aware that I despise nature. (for the most part.) With the exception of the beac, but even then I don't really like sand- or salt- or the animals that reside in the water. In fact, my uncle bought me a hunting T-Shirt because I've been donned "deer slayer." Not because I enjoy hunting (I would never go hunting because I'd have to trapse through the woods) but because I've hit many a deer in my day with my hearty vehicle. By accident
Bitter? Maybe.
What do you do when you see a flock of geese gayly swimming about in what had become a ghetto pond while your on the cell phone complaining about the fact that its been raining for 9 days?
psh... complain more
2 Comments:
lol awwh. your too cute. i just wish i could have seen you puddle hoppinq at brookedale lol
I don't like rain either, it gets depressing REALLY fast!
There is one less goose in the world due to me...I was driving down the road and a flock took off flying right beside my car. They started angling across the road, and the last one didn't achieve enough altitude to clear the car...he whacked the very top of the windshield and rolled over the roof and off the trunk, onto the road where the car behind me promptly finished him off.
(Moment of silence for dead goose) OK, nuff of that.
Anyway, I did my part to reduce your disgust with them LOL
PS OMG This is too funny...my word verification is "assmnn"! ROTF
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