You Gotta Do Whatchu Gotta Do

Everyone has had that urge at one time or another in his or her life.
That insatiable desire.
It comes when you’re in a setting that requires your attention and silence. However there’s that one person (within arms reach) that falls asleep. We aren’t talking chin down old man in church doze, I’m saying full out comatose state.
And you don’t just want to poke this person- you need to.
Especially if they’re either snoring or drooling, that’s the best.
You start to fight with yourself, mostly because you’re bored but partially because you never know whats going to happen when you rouse someone by way of the ‘poke.’
You turn to this person and see his ears, you could be creative and poke him in the ear with a pencil or something. But you never want to inflict pain on our sleeping beauty, for fear that he will awaken with a very, very loud
“OW WHAT THE F**K!”
That would just be embarrassing for the both of you. You've now become an instant center of unwanted attention.
You’d have to sit there and look straight to the front like nothing happened, meanwhile this person's eyes are burning into the side of your head with a look of disgust and contempt, well depending on how loud he was, maybe not disgust and contempt but at the very least irritation.
You can’t look back at this person, because on the inside your exploding with laughter and you’re starting to make that duck sound people make when they are trying not to laugh, but a bit of laughter spits out.
Crap you looked.
But despite the looks directed at you from whoever your listening to talk at the front of that room you’ll never..ever wish you didn’t poke them, because how great was that?