Finger Lickin' Good

In light of recent events involving chili and fingers, I've put together a list to help put this particular event in perspective.
...It's all about perspective

Top 5 Craziest Mutilation Stories
5. Dan/George's Fiance cut off the tips of her fingers in woodshop, not all of them just 2 or three

4. The mountain climber who had to cut off his own arm with a pocketknife because it was stuck under a boulder

3. Hannibal the Cannibal

2. Oedipus, my muse for the catchphrase, "so what, are ya gonna go all Oedipus on me?"

...ha! hannibal the cannibal rhymes
that was clever of me

1. Featured on I love the 80's- this woman cut off her husbands extremity... then they found it on the side of the highway.
holey effing moley

By the way "Wendy's is currently offering a $50,000 reward for information and keeps a hotline open for... finger tips." (http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/8213/)


But there you go once again
You missed the point and then you point
Your fingers at me
And say that I said not to believe
I believe
I guess
I guess it's all relative

Jack johnson

Egg Drop Project

NH: My egg broke, i got an 80% on the project
MJ: Guys! I asked my dad about the egg drop project last night and all he said was why dont you just put an egg inside a chicken and drop it?
[blank stares]

Me: Holy Crap

JL: Wouldnt a chicken technically already have eggs in it? Is it necessary to STICK an egg up its ass?
NH: Not only that but then you'd have to drop the chicken out the window

Me: Can chickens fly?
*my question is ignored*


JL: how would you know if the egg broke?
[momentary silence]
MJ: lol I dont know but I'm not the girl whose gonna check.

Amen sister.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Jerry Seinfeld

Gosh!

I have come to the conclusion that my computer was made in the Bowels of Hell by little demon geeks exclusively to drive me to an early grave.


That is all.