Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Sold all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band...

Although merely a song lyric, it's a brilliant idea. I'm more into Jack than Dave anyway.

Soo I havn't blogged in awhile. My pressing social life has imposed on the time I usually spend writing it all down. Since I've made the discovery that doing your laundry is remarkably boring, I'm back- so be excited.
So heres an update...
God love me, I decided to go to a Christian school.
Lordy. That was an interesting decision on my part... and heres why.
"The Liberty Way"
Featuring...the dress code (!!), curfew (!!!), and the heterosexually impartial theories of Jerry Falwell. Who I get the pleasure of hearing every wednesday morning at 10 am.
Home of the 3 second hug rule. (You cannot hug someone of the opposite sex for more than 3 seconds.)
The campus is not...terrible. It's not Harvard, but they do have a building named after the guy who wrote the Left Behind books, and another one that looks vaguely like that place in DC with the disturbingly enormous statue of Abe Lincoln.

You may be asking yourself, "Does Jessica really enjoy being one of Jerry's kids?"
Well my curious friend, the jury is still out on that one. As wierd and perverted as it may seem, yes I seem to be enjoying life in my 2 story trailer park.

"The imagination is one of the chief glories of being human. When it is healthy & energetic, it ushers us into adoration & wonder, into the mysteries of God. When it is neurotic & sluggish, it turns people, millions of them into parasites, copy-cats and couch potatoes."
--Eugene Peterson

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

jessssss i miss u

1:00 PM  
Blogger YaYaCaucus said...

CHRISTIAN SCHOOL??!

My Lord!

-Maya

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Matt said...

good song-
we're goin to NYC asap when u get back, I hope u hate it

8:06 PM  
Anonymous yayacaucus said...

WELCMOE BACK


-menj

3:17 PM  
Blogger Marti said...

Welcome back!

I kept an RSS feed on you, hoping one glorious day there would be something new - LOL

Good luck with school. Don't take any wooden bibles - LOL

(Oh gawd, you're so young you probably dn't understand - shit, I'm old, Oh crap, can I still say shit? Oh crap I said crap.)

I better shut up before I get struck by lightening - LOL

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Mark said...

Haha I want to see what happens if someone exceeds the 3 second hug rule by a half of a second. Are they executed? Written up? What happens?

Also, now that you're gone I have to sit in diners and pretend I have someone to talk to. I now have to grab random homeless people off the street just for conversation. Oh well.

Keep in touch!

Mark

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jess I pray that school is going well for you. You are missed here at church and in the youth group. If you need anything you know who to call...Mr Smackdown himself

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